I love this contest
THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG
ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Avatar: the Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, SHINee, Big Bang, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy, Hetalia, Victorious, Paramore, Linkin Park, Scrubs
Hi. My name is Anoli. (like cannoli but without the c) I really need some help. So I met this girl, Korrina, when I was admitted into a hospital during December of 2013 for suicidal tendencies. I’m not gonna say why she was there because she probably doesn’t want her really personal info online. Anyways, I don’t know if I would have gotten better if she wasn’t there. She was so funny and caring and she made me feel like people cared about me and I didn’t feel so alone with her there. So we exchanged numbers (we weren’t supposed to but we did anyways) so we could keep in contact when we were released. I went home before she did, but a few days later I got a text from her telling me she was out! But one day, in late January, she told me she was being admitted into another hospital. The thing is, these hospitals rarely ever EVER keep you in there for more than 8 to 10 days. So I don’t think she’s still there. So it had been a while since I heard from her. And she never texted back anymore. Then one day I was at school and it was lunch time. I decided to text her again. But it said “not delivered” as soon as I sent it. I called the number and it said that the phone number no longer existed. I thought, maybe she got a new number? But she would’ve texted me from her new number telling me she got a new phone. I don’t have any other info on her besides her disconnected phone number. I know for a fact that she has a blog on here somewhere. We talked about tumblr all the time. I could care less about the stupid fucking notes. I just need this to get around so that hopefully someone she follows will reblog it and she will see it. I just need to know she’s ok. I need her to see this and message me and tell me she’s alright. It’s killing me not knowing where and how she is doing. Please please help me and reblog this please.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!
I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
asexual people can:
- have sex
- decide not to have sex
- have a sex drive
- have no sex drive
- be sexually active
- not be sexually active
- enjoy sex
- dislike sex
- get physical sensation through sex
asexual people do not:
- look at someone and their body responds with ”i want you to fuck that.”
every asexual people is different. but for fucks sake, can we stop acting like asexual means celibate.